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Sometimes offensive, sometimes not, sometimes just plain wrong fortune for the day...

(riddles)
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Q:	Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:	To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q:	What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A:	Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...